half+

DAN: Why'd you leave?
PORTMAN: Problems with a male.
DAN: Boyfriend?
PORTMAN: Kindof.
DAN: And you left him, just like that?
PORTMAN: It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."
DAN: Supposing you do still love them?
PORTMAN: You don't leave.
DAN: You've never left someone you still love?
PORTMAN: Nope.



Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
but it's better if you do